Exhibit A

And the little doggerel this image inspired on Orkut: 
If my boy is to die some day,
by God I’d rather he
were re-made in the only way
man was meant to be.
His tan preserved in Kaiserling,
his squishy bits now hardened
with polymers before the curing,
when done he’ll be smartened:
A new haircut, a pedicure,
a suit suitably slick,
and the one thing [...]

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